Pudsey proves that it's easy to raise money for Children in Need! He's come up with some ideas to get you going!

A is for arse-shaving.

B is for Bait The Paedophile.

C is for Cancer Awareness for under-5s.

D is for Diabetic Challenge 24-hour Insulin Fast.

E is for egg-and-soldiers eating race.

F is for Furry Parts. Send in pictures of your 'furry parts' and win an apology from Margaret Hodge.

G is for Girls vs Boys In The World Service Of Love.

H is for head-butting a concrete lamp-post.

I is for I Spy Geri Halliwell's Bald Pussy.

J is for joke competition. What's funny about Children in Need? Your jokes!

K is karaoke freestyle with wikkid beats, dope lyrics and your grandparents have to do it.

L is for liposuction, but going round the neighbours getting them to pay for it. Surplus liposuctate donated to African children.

M is for music quiz sponsored by Sir Paul McCartney.

N is for No Smoking, everywhere.

O is for Orphan Swap.

P is for penis wrestling.

Q is for our Queer Kidz Kwiz!

R is for radio-controlled television.

S is for Snowboarding Mind Games.

T is for Teachers + Adultery = Blackmail.

U is for uncle tapping.

V is for violence-free teatime, sponsored by Cadbury's Miniature Heroes.

W is for What's the W in George W Bush stand for?

XXX porn-themed nativity play rehearsal.

Y is for youth orchestra playing title music from 'Newsnight'.

Z is for Zebra Crossing Chicken.