When you were little, this year seemed so distant. Now it's here, and you're not even married to the person whose name you wrote in that book.
Persuade yourself you haven't missed out on anything. Stand in front of the mirror every day and say to yourself: 'you one bad motherfucker; you
one badass motherfucker'. Features of the built environment in your favour: corbels, fan vaulting, crockets, lime mortar, clunch, reconstituted spandrels. Do not mix drugs or compound addiction. Jump up on the
one only when having fun. If addressing a crowd, imagine each person as a Beatrix Potter character. Change
pants once in a while, you're a fucking disgrace.