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KATE & GERRY MCCANN: SORRY
We acknowledge that digitally-constructed images of Kate McCann toying with herself in the bath and in a hot sucking and fisting lesbo threesome with Abi Titmuss and Freema Agyeman may have caused offence to some. The Daily Star's intention, then as now, was to give Mrs McCann a wider public stage through the medium of masturbatory fantasy. We further regret headlines such as BUM SEX KATE 'WHISTLED LIKE KETTLE', NEW CLUE IN KATE'S SHAVED COCKPOUCH and KATE - SAD PAPS SAY IT ALL. We now recognise that sexual speculation about Mrs McCann - while dirty, hot, sensational and exclusive to the Daily Star - is inappropriate in the minds of our readers. As an expression of our regret we have now made a substantial donation to the minds of our readers in the form of hot teens fingering each other on your mobile in the hope that it may help in some way. We sincerely apologise for any additional distress we have caused Mrs McCann with the shocking picture inside your Daily Star today allegedly showing her in a Girl Guide's uniform on all fours having it large up the shambles.
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Posted: 21 March 2008, 10:41
by wheelie_ben@otherchairaroller.is Well done Daily Star. As a wheelchair user and sex-limited, my heart goes out to Mrs McCann. I wouldn't mind consoling her with my definitely NOT disabled lovestick, though she would have to sit on me, perhaps parting the lacy crotch in some special occasion pants like you see in the Sex Shop window and revealing her tearful love gash as she lowered herself, moaning and minding the armrests. Posted: 21 March 2008,
11:03 by I have been battling my local health service for years to get adequate carer support. Now thanks to your excellent feature on what Muslim babes look like with just a headscarf on I have come all over my heart monitor. Where are the social security spongers when you need them? Posted: 21 March 2008, 11:25 by Dear Mr Brown just because I have been claiming incapacity benefit for years does not mean I am now suddenly capable of anything does it. Depression is a real disease which when you mix it with alcohol and pornography can spiral into a genuine tragedy. Instead of opening our borders to floods of immigrants why not take a leaf out of the Daily Star's book and concentrate on British rape victims instead with details please. Posted: 21 March 2008,
13:45 by I have always been a humanitarian first and a morbidly obese person last. Why? Because the humanitarian will always be faster on his feet. I feel great pity for those like myself. Somebody has to. Society does not care about our suffering or the truth. Fact - puff pastry is 95% air. Fact - DNA tests can prove now it's genetic. Fact - potato is not animal or mineral. So putting my own concerns to one side and thinking of others as usual I have out of respect consistently featured Mrs McCann ahead of Heather Mills in my wanking daydreams. Not any more. If she thinks that being a GP makes her a better person than a partially-legged charity millionaire, I'm afraid Mrs McCann is a deluded whore. At least in my emergency wanking daydream she is, where I'm pretending to be a doctor in a mental hospital and I have to sedate her then bring her to her senses with a good fucking seeing to. I only use this emergency wank if I'm say doing Heather on a specially strengthened orthopaedic bed and she starts going off on one about how I'm crushing her and I owe her loads of money. That, lady, is no way to arouse a 34-stone Sunderland supporter who breathes through his nose and sweats a lot. Posted: 21 March 2008,
17:03 by Re your recent coverage let's face it these people are scum and should be strung up like the women they are in a love dungeon getting turned on by me advancing towards them on my Shopmobility scooter.
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The
Daily Star today makes a wholehearted apology to Kate and Gerry
McCann for stories suggesting the couple were responsible for the
death of their daughter Madeleine and for covering it up.
