How ‘Public Interest’ Journalism Works
1. Subscription-only FREE PRESS launches truth-seeking bung.
2. Public interest DIGITAL INTERFACE left ajar by cash-seeking cunt.
3. CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER thinks about having another line.
1. PARTIAL DATA gathered via celebrity sonar and made-up quotes.
2. HYPERINJUNCTION moves time and space to parallel universe.
3. CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER really fucking buzzing now.