What is this Iranian sister doing wrong?

Won't admit she's in the wrong gear.
Appears indifferent to divine revelation and its fundamental role
      in setting forth the laws of the Islamic Republic of Iran.
BOTH hands on the wheel, please, love.

Why do the UN inspectors now insist on being accompanied by an elephant?

Distracting the world's attention while they spy on the
      Iranian people.
Bump up expenses.
It is a Jewish elephant.

What is the problem with Christians?

The Crusaders are fucking boring, O noble People of Iran - with
      or without the infidel whore, Randy Crawford.
If they make eye contact, they have to kill you.
Essentially Jewish, but with much worse food.

Why is the Islamic Republic of Iran so brilliant?

Sexuality expressed through modelled innuendo, thanks
      be to Allah.
This portable mosque is powerful enough to wake an entire
      village at 04:30, 06:00, 07:30 etc.
It can 'find' eggs in children's ears, and knows how to
      keep a secret.

The Islamic Republic of Iran wishes to thank...

The Freddie Mercury Appreciation Diaspora.
Allah, whose will be done in Dubai AND Palestine, apparently.
Ben Elton over there. Sulky little cunt.