Nobby the Northern Dinosaur
Common Sense Food Tips When Travelling Abroad
Hello! You all right? Nobby the Northern Dinosaur here. The Thank You Letters say it All...
Dear Nobby - thanks for the Advice, which I took and now my bird has Fucking Shut up thank Goodness.
Dear Nobby - I don't know how you Do It, but please keep up the Good Work. I did what you Said and now everyone at Work thinks I'm Fucking Really Hard.
Dear Nobby - your Advice about my Problem has proved Invaluable Downstairs.
Dear Nobby - Cheers, mate. Although I don't actually Live in Wigan, I feel as though I've got a Really Good Idea of what it must be like.
People sometimes get in touch to ask for Common Sense Food Tips When Travelling Abroad, e.g don't have Curry if you're in India as they never Wash Their Hands.
Likewise don't have a Kentucky in Kentucky, as they're all Fucking Gayboys, missing their Front Teeth, and Retarded. It goes without saying don't have Pizza in Rome as they don't call them Leaning for nothing. When in China don't have Chinese - they put little bits of Glass in it. My Advice is try the Kentucky mate, or have a nice Vindaloo!
If Language Be The Food Play On, and Funnily Enough, my local Cafe now has a Sign up saying PUT A SAUSAGE IN YOUR BAPCUNT. They've run the Last Two Words together, like.
Had The Fat Fucker Full On Breakfast there today, on way to Doctor. Routine Callback. Fucking Pills, Anti Something. May Cause Drowsiness. Have you noticed there's Nowhere you can have a Quiet Drink These Days? My Advice to Myself, which I Had, was to take a Few Cans out...to the...Toilet.
Gets you Thinking...Cockcheese...Best to let it go Cakey?..Pot Smoking Music Teachers...Royal Family...Outdated, sound... Chinese...Always adding games they're Good At... to the Olympics, like Fucking Ping Pong...Why do Fucking Weirdos...never Top Themselves?...It's always...what Doctors call...A Cry For Help...Do us all a Fucking Favour... and have An Attempted Suicide instead...my Arse hurts....
I hope that's been of...some help. Cheerio!
