Nobby the Northern Dinosaur
Wog Lady Sabrina At The Club
Hello! You all right? Nobby the Northern Dinosaur here, back on the Flipping Pills.
Doctors are going to look a Right Bunch of Chumps, I can tell you, when this Lump in my Bottom eventually goes down. No wonder the Blessed NHS is Broke, giving Cancer Medicine to Folk who don't need it.
I'm like a Blinking Walking Blinking Chemist's Shop! Brown Pills for so-called Alzheimer's: May Result In Loss Of Libido And Diminished Swearing.
And Yellow Ones for Bottom Cancer, which it isn't: Avoid Alcohol/Pies. Patients May Experience Disturbance Of Cognitive Racial Dissonance.
And Drowsiness. Plus, Brown Ones as well.
Yellow Pills, belting. Take two before you go down Club, it's like you're Eight Pints ahead of Everyone Else! Right Laugh at Club. Spazza had us all in Flipping Stitches with his jokes. Hear about the Local Man's Odour Eaters? They Ate Him! That was one, I Remember.
Strippers aren't as Old as they used to be. Only Decent One they have on at Club, Wog Lady Sabrina - nice looking girl, probably Third Generation Anglo-Caribbean. Earrings on THAT!
Pies aren't as Good, either.
Some things never change, Thank Blithering Christ. Middle East, for instance. Folk keep saying Situation is Unstable, but THEY'RE TALKING OUTER...TH...BOTTOMS.
Same f-f-flamin' Ship for as long as any of us can Blooming Remember. Stupid...Flipping...Chumps.
My Five-Point Plan for Peace In Middle East:
1. Palestinians, have a Shave once in a while (Men); Seek a Path of Non-Violent Civil Disobedience (women).
2. Drowsy.
2. Jews, get a Proper Haircut (Men); do some of them Nice Fishballs (women).
4. Calm Down.
4. Put James Bond on. Everyone likes that.
I hope that's been of some help. Cheerio!
