Nobby the Northern Dinosaur
The Germans Were Horrible Cunts
Hello! You all right? Nobby the Northern Dinosaur, out of Hospital!
Obviously, I can't Lift Anything for a while, or Bend or Stretch or owt. But Doctors say they're Very Pleased.
They took some so-called Cancer from my Arse. Size of a Baking Potato. But I still maintain the Whole Business is just an excuse to poke around for the Sake of it.
Still a Bit Sore Downstairs, plus hurts when I swear.
Keep forgetting to take Yellow Pills for so-called Alzheimer's. I had to Laugh, The Lads come over to see me after I got out, went home, got all Stuff Unpacked, Had Little Rest (Recommended), got Cab down to Club, got to Bar, got Drink, hobbled over to Table, sat down, waited Two Hours for fucking - ow! - anyone to fucking - ow! - notice me.
Two hours. I said to them: I'd best make sure there's plenty Ale and Sandwiches at Funeral, or none of you Buggers'll turn up.
Won't be fucking long, the way you Fucking Look, they said. You had a Fucking Facelift, or what? Ow! Cheeky fuckers. Ow!
Couldn't see the stripper - sitting down - but had a right laugh with Jimmy...Jimmy...
I don't know if it's the pills or what it is, but I can't seem to be bothered about Pakis, Chinkies, Coloured Folk, Muslims etc like in the Old Days. I remember they're Shit and that, I just can't...seem to want to be...Bothered Any More.
Not like the fucking Germans. Ow! They were Horrible Cunts. Fuck! Ow! Still...Hitler was right about something. Roads, was it? Trains, that were Mussolini. Hitler Right About...Jews?
Are the Jews OK now, boss, or am I thinking of the Palestinians...Bush? Bush and the Muslims, is it? Wasn't his Dad the Bandleader, or am I thinking of Billy Cotton? He always took the part of a Baddie.
Gas masks in America, they say. We had them as Kids. What's the matter with everybody? Chemical this, Biofucking - ow! - logical that. Anthrax, it's a Kind of Lice. Never did us any Lasting Harm.
Bombing's not like it used to be either. Proper planes in those days, with the...Drivers wearing Goggles and like a Long Scarf...
When they bombed Wigan, Terrible, caught us by Surprise in 1942 was it? 1980 Something? Kiddies killed in a School, I Mean Bad. Fucking Germans, fucking... fucking... German... fucking... bastards. FUCKING OW!
And I'm sitting there after the Stripper, and The Lads come over. Honest, They Are Right Fucking Up For Mischief. Ow!
Stan from Video shop, he never Lets Anything Go. Nobby you Fucking Girl! You're Fucking Crying!'
Ow!
I hope that's been of some help. Cheerio!
