Nobby the Northern Dinosaur
The Pie Is Kind To Animals
Hello! You all right? Nobby the Northern Dinosaur here. Got a Problem: have a Drink like Everyone Else, you Fucking Spastic!
Q. And A. Q and A. That's it, in Nutshell. Q, and A. Common. Sense.
'My bird says her Cunt is too tight for Sex. What should I do?''
Try paying her a Bit More, you Tight Cunt!
'What kind of Chips are best?''
Chips want to be Deep Overfried in what you call Hefted Fat. That is, Fat which hasn't left the Pan for Generation upon Generation. Londoners like their Chips done in Fresh Lard - hence the expression Lardy-Dah Cocksucking Ponce.
'I'm worried about Meat. Surely if we stopped eating Animals, all these Food Scares would disappear'.
Right, love (I Fucking Hope you're a bird). Let me put you straight on something. The Pie is the Kindest Food you can eat in terms of Animals, as even Meat Pies contain very little Meat, whereas Other Filling and Pastry, which in every Respect is a Vegetable, make up most of the Pie, you ignorant Cunt. It's Simply Common Fucking Sense.
'Have you got any Spare Change at all?'
You must be a Smacky, don't mind sitting in your own Puke. You Daft Fucking Disgrace. Spare change? These days, I'll not handle either the 20p or the 5p Coin. Why? Gay Coinage. Brought In by that Fucking Queer former Prime Minister Edward Heath to keep his Poof Friends at the Royal Mince happy, Black Bastards.
'I live in the Midlands'.
Brumfuck. It's NO COINCIDENCE that the Greatest Comedian England Ever Produced - Frank Skinner - moved out of the Midlands, which is full of Asians and Perverts. Remember the old saying: 'If you'se a Brummie, you'se Fucking Shag you'se Mummie'.
I hope that's been of some help. Cheerio!
