Nobby the Northern Dinosaur
If You're Disabled, Get Off The Fucking Pavement
Hello! You all right? Nobby the Northern Dinosaur here, with more Common Sense from my Wigan Casino of Life.
I sometimes Think the World's gone Fucking Mad. Not content with Coloured Newsreaders and Gay Folk prancing through Our Streets for All The World to See, we now have the Fucking Disabled everywhere!
My Message to the Crippled Community: It's not my Fault you have to be Pushed Along under a Tartan Blanket, I pay my fucking Council Tax. If you're on Wheels, GET OFF THE FUCKING PAVEMENT!
That goes for Fucking Kiddies in Pushchairs as well. Mums and 'Carers' - use the Fucking Cycle Lane. That's what it's There For.
Talking of Pushed Along under a Tartan Blanket. Ronnie Biggs, How Will He Be Remembered? It's True, he was Old and he Fucking Dribbled. He was Anti-Jewish. But we should Remember his Bad Points: Fucking Cockney, lived with Foreigners for 30 years.
I agree, as an Asylum Seeker he should have moved Up the Queue. If you're going to be FIRM BUT FAIR on the Issue of Fucking Immigrant Scroungers you have to Stick to the Rules, i.e Colour Coded.
The Lad Biggs was White originally, went all Tanned Like A Fucking Wog in The Brazilian Years, then when he Finally Returned with those Birds Off Sun in Policemen's Hats and with the Black Dildos, his Colour had gone all Chinky like. He had to Wait his Turn.
Not all Old People are Still Alive. Marilyn Monroe would have been 78 if she weren't Dead. Now there was a bird who had everything - Big Tits, Big Arse. They Don't Make Them Like That any more, and if they do, they look like Fucking Ann Widdecombe.
In My Opinion, 78 is the Prime of Life. Ladies Acquire a Proper Slackness which, with Lard, can Accommodate even the Largest Gentleman.
Young birds today Go On Diets, and Everything Shrivels Up. Geri Halliwell's probably Strictly Gob Only and would put one of them Bird Condoms in first.
I hope that's been of some help. Cheerio!
