Nobby the Northern Dinosaur
Common Fucking Sense Defuses Racial Tension
Hello! You all right? Nobby the Northern Dinosaur here. Welcome to my Wigan Casino of Common Sense Values.
Here's a Question: Who Should We Blame For The Last Lot Of Riots In Oldham, And The Next, While You're At It?
Odds at my Wigan Casino on Who To Blame for the Last Lot:
- Thick fucking London Nazis on their way to some Do at a Kinky Gay Bar in Manchester but couldn't Find Their Way from the M60. 3 -1
- Coloured Teenagers who've come Straight Over Here from the Pakistani Jungle, gone a bit Fucking Doolally with the Weather. 5 - 1.
- Pub Landlords who Carry On Serving Violent Pissheads. Wake up, Boss! Muslims can't hold their drink! 9 - 1.
Let me try to Defuse Racial Tension a bit more by talking some Fucking Common Sense on the Subject. I've got Nothing against Pakis in a Smart Waistcoat in a Curry House.
Let me say this as well. Racist, Boozed-Up Cunts are a Fact of Life and we can Manage without COCKNEY WANKERS coming up here Taking Over our Riots and Drinking our Ale, which is Much Cheaper than in Fucking London.
My message to the Cockney Wanker Community: Fuck Off back to Tottingham Hotspur or wherever the Fuck it is and try Kissing my Arse from there. Right in the Crack.
No. The side I support is Lancashire Constabulary. The Finest Fucking Force in All The Land. No fannying about with Counselling or Paedophiles for This Lot. Full Riot Gear even when Doing Traffic. AND NOT ONE A-LEVEL BETWEEN THEM!
This proves you don't have to be a Teacher in Girl's Glasses to Think Straight. Plus, as my mate Widescreen Stan says, you're 'Best Off' buying Stolen Videos or Fags from them as you're 'Less Likely' to be caught!
I hope that's been of some help. Cheerio!
